pparently there is a new asian restaurant coming to a place near me, and they sent us their menu/flyer detailing their grand opening (10% off!). and all of their thai food has meat. literally every single dish. that is not the spirit of thai food. but more importantly, some key phrases. things they want you to definitely know.
"We use microwave containers for you take out Convenience"
convenience is very important.
right above this they also have the letters MSG inside a red circle with a slash through it. no MSG here. and then an awesome graphic on either a boy or a girl in a tiny tiny car holding up a rotary telephone that does not plug into anything. i am not sure what that is supposed to convey. perhaps they also have androgynous hooligans selling hot antiquated electronics out of the trunks of clown cars. in which case. i am there.
but the best part ever is their little tagline:
"Good New! We Severs Fine Asian Food in Ocean Township over 10 Years. Now We Invited to Open Branch in Lincrofe to Happy Sever Community."
new is good! and its fine that you are sever asian food. you gotta cut food before you can eat it. but wait? where's lincrofe? perhaps they mean lincroft. and you are happy to SEVER THE COMMUNITY? is that a threat? or a drive towards civil war? i am not sure. it makes me nervous.
what i do know is that no matter what their flyer says i guarantee i will eat there.
if i can find a non meat dish..
